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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.

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In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Free sex tonight! A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three sex+jokes sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left? Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you? I mean male or female? Deer run too fast. Hard to catch.

Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't sex+jokes me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss! She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute? A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better.

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His son responds, "No thanks Dad, my butt still hurts. A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex. He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her, so he always used a big dildo on her. All these years she had no clue. One day, she decided to reach over and flip the light switch on and saw that he was using a dildo. She said "I knew it, asshole, explain sex+jokes dildo! Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!

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Error rating book. Refresh and try again. The boy goes home and asks, "Dad, what are bastards and bitches? As he enters the room, he accidentally drops a perfume bottle, sex+jokes his mom says, "Shit! A few minutes later his mom and dad are about to have sex when his dad says, "Where are the condoms? The boy opens the door for them and says, "Hello! Please come in, Bastards and bitches. Hang your condoms up here, my mom is upstairs rubbing shit on her face and my dad is downstairs fucking the chicken.

The study took two years and cost over 1. The study concluded that the reason the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, France decided to conduct their own study on the same subject. They were convinced that the results of the British study were incorrect. After three years of research at a cost of in excess of 2 million Euros, the French researchers concluded that the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more pleasure during sex.

When the results of the French study were released, Australia decided to conduct their own study. The Aussies didn't really trust British or French studies. So, after nearly three hours of intensive research and a cost of right around 75 dollars three cases of beerthe Aussie study was complete. They concluded that the reason the head on a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent your hand from flying off and hitting you in the forehead.

He asks the bartender how he can get a little action for the night. The bartender motions to a young woman. She talks to the panda, and they go back to her place. After having sex, the panda abruptly leaves. The next night, the woman goes to the panda's house. I'm a panda. Look it up. The woman looks up "panda" in the dictionary, and it reads, "Panda: Eats bush and leaves. He shouted at her, "You aren't so good in bed either! By sex+jokes, he decided he'd better make amends and called home.

Your mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People.

The nanny, sex+jokes consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the sex+jokes has severely soiled his diaper. The little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father having sex with the nanny.

He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the sex+jokes of politics now. Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points at the same guy, and says, "I just did your mom, and it was sw-eeeeet!

Ten minutes later, he comes back and announces, "Your mom liked it! When it was her turn, she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants, and raised her legs. The dentist said, "Excuse me, but I'm not a gynecologist.

The farmer sees them and comes out with a shotgun. The first guy decides to pick grapes. When he gets he goes back to the farmer. The farmer says, "Now shove 'em all up your ass. He feels really bad, but then he starts to laugh. And the guy sex+jokes, "My friend is out picking watermelons! The cucumber says, "My life sucks. I'm put in salads, and, to top them off, they pour ranch dressing all over me.

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The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that tiny hole. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. The boy then proceeds to slip the dying worm back into the hole. The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hair spray and runs into the house. Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the boy another five dollars.

The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars. That's from Grandma. One is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream. Which one is married? They started discussing business and one of the hookers said, "Yep, it's gonna be a good night, I smell cock in the air. I just burped. The son asks the father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?

In her 20s, her breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions. You see them and they make you cry. The daughter asks, "Mom, how many different kinds of penises are there? In his 20s, his penis is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.

In his 30s and 40s, it's like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it's like a Christmas tree. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner. So that night, she does just that. About a week later, she's back at the doctor, and says, "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said. Not even five minutes later he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off, and ravaged me right there on the table!

The drug company will be glad to pay for any damages. We're never going back to that restaurant anyway. After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles sex+jokes him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations.

Did you? The two grandmas of the family were sick of people eating the pudding the night before, so they hatched a plan: They put BB-gun pellets in the pudding so they could see who ate it.

The next morning, Little Johnny came down from his room and said, "Grannie, Grannie, there were BB-bun pellets in my pee pee last night. I just shot my girlfriend in the mouth.

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